de Shoplifting american appareil de Tao Ling:

"You know those people that get up every day, and do things," said Luis.

"I'm going to eat cereal even though I'm not hungry," said Sam.

"And are real proactive," said Luis. "And like are getting things done, and never quit their jobs. Those people suck."

"We get shit done too," said Sam. "Look at our books."

"I know, but that brings in no money," said Luis. "Are we, like, that word 'bohemians.' Or something. Our bios: 'They lived in poverty writing their masterpieces.'"

(gracias Hernán)